The friend, who writes nerdy limericks

There once was a composer symphonic
Who liked to mess around with the tonic.
The violins were confused
And he laughed, amused
And said "It's easy, it's enharmonic!"

friend: challenge: write an emo limerick.

the blood crawling down my right arm
won't kill me, it will do no harm
my life's gone to shit
I'm stuck in this pit
if I get a gun, sound the alarm

me: give me five seconds, I'll make it funny

the blood crawling down my right arm
won't kill me, it will do no harm
my sister's a hoe
my mom's a cow. whoa,
I guess that I live on a farm